How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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