- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Ben Affleck

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

all the kids had fun

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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