- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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