- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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