- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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