What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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