- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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