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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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