whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Women's Rights..

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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