- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

You having friends.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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