knock knock Goodbye

Obama

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

You having friends.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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