Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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