- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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