- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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