My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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National security?

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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