- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.