What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Women's Rights..

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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