What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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