- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

I am dyslexic

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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