- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Ben Affleck

A baby seal walks into a club.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

all the kids had fun

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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