What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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