What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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alert("Hello");

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Lewis

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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