What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How High is a Chinese man

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Tall asians

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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