- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Help I'm being raped!

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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