- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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