Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

were at work systems r down

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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