a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

were at work systems r down

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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