Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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