- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What do you call white trash Garbage

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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