Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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