Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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