Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Black People

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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there was once a jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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