- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

what's up? my penis.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Compton

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

all your base are belong to mark

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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