What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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