- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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