- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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