Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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