A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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if got a joke if fogot it

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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