Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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PENIS

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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