It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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