Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Women's Rights.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

your mom is so fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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