Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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your mom is so fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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