A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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