how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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T u r n i p s

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What would Muhammed do?

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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