- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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A man walks into a bar

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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