- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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