A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A man walks into a bar

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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