- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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