Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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so the weather's nice...

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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