Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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