- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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